You gots to be all funky up in this monkey, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


The Toronto City Counsel voted on praising the Canadian Olympic athletes, and the mayor, Rob Ford, was the lone dissenting vote. Ford said the Olympics aren’t what they’re cracked up to be.

Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is getting divorced after 31 years of marriage. I’m impressed he’s getting divorced. I would have bet he went with the collapsing bridge over the pool of piranhas.

This has been a wild time for Russian President, Vladimir Putin, the Sochi Games, nominated for a Nobel Prize, his invasion of Crimea, a divorce, launching a rocket from his fake volcano to capture a spaceship to start WWIII.

This divorce could get ugly, she wants to take Putin for the shirt that isn’t on his back.

The reaction from the White House to Putin's divorce was a little snarky. They said;"Oh, Crimea river."

There is a new perfume called Cheeteau, that smells like Cheetos. Because what woman doesn’t want to attract a man who gets turned on by the smell of Cheetos?

A Vancouver pizza joint is serving a pizza infused with marijuana; how fat and lazy have we become when getting stoned and then eating pizza is simply too much work?

There is a new perfume called Cheeteau, that smells like Cheetos. This perfume is perfect for women who want to date Chris Christie.

There is a new perfume called Cheeteau, that smells like Cheetos. The problem, guys? After a hot date you have to wash the orange dust off your fingers.

You can tell “Jeopardy” has turned 50. Their last three categories were “Viagra.” “Why did I come in here?” And “That’s not music, that’s noise.”