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There I was, just mindin’ my own bidness and beeswax, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

This NSA snitch, Edward Snowden, is seeking asylum; if he really wants to go where nobody will see him he should race in the Tour De France.

Twinkies are going back on the shelf on July 15^th; Twinkies are the only food that have a longer shelf life than the life of an average shelf.

Chris Brown, still on probation for assaulting Rihanna, was charged with assault by a women in an Anaheim nightclub; what’s the difference between Chris Brown and Michael Douglas? Chris Brown throws down on women.

This NSA snitch, Edward Snowden, is turning out to be quite the weasel; he lied on his resume, he snitched on terrorist trackers, now he is negotiating with countries that hate us, Ecuador and Russia. What’s next? “Dancing with the Stars.”

This NSA snitch, Edward Snowden, is turning out to be quite the weasel; he lied on his resume, he snitched on terrorist trackers, now he is negotiating with countries that hate us, Ecuador and Russia. What’s next? He is going to marry a Kardashian.

Congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks; they made the playoffs, won the Championship and now are going to have a victory parade. To which the Chicago Cubs are saying; “What are those words playoffs, championship and victory parade of which you speak?”

Since you asked:

We here at a.L.b.B. like to think of life as a classroom, and you should strive to learn something every day. What did I learn today? If there are two restaurants next to each other, one has fifty people eating there and one has nobody eating in it? Don’t get a meatball sandwich from the empty restaurant that you will eat and then throw up one hour afterwards.