Here is my impression of Justin Bieber after he ran inside his house after being chased by 6ft.4 inch, 225 lbs Keyshawn Johnson:

"That punk-ass bitch best step off or his punk ass is gonna get punk-ass played by this here player of punk-asses, yo."

Justin Bieber's personal assistant:

"Would you like to change into shorts that are not soiled, Master Bieber?"