That caca be straight up en fuego, contigo me amigo en la casa del Tigo, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

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These are tough times at the White House for Barack Obama; not because of the scandals, because Michelle saw that picture of Barack at his prom with the hot little blonde girl.

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A study claims elementary schools should have a one-hour exercise class. Good luck. Our kids are too lazy to type out the word: at.

A study claims elementary schools should have a one-hour exercise class. Good luck. Our kids are so lazy they use a weather app rather than look out a window.

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Most of the cast of “Friends” had a reunion on “Ellen.” “Wow, that is really exciting,’ said the year 1996.

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Jon Bon Jovi called Justin Bieber an a–hole for showing up 2 hours late to a concert; that is harsh, Justin is not an a-hole for being late, Justin is an a-hole for owning a monkey, calling Ann Frank a Belieber and calling the Sistine Chapel the Sixteenth Chapel.

Justin will be fine. After all, what harm can come from a skinny, dancing pop-singer who owns a monkey and likes to get high? 

If anyone knows, it is Jon Bon Jovi. How many other people can say they’ve seen a million faces and rocked them all? For those keeping score, that’s batting .1000 % for face-rocking.

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There was an embarrassing moment at a congressional hearing when John McCain asked Apple CEO, Tim Cook, why the apps had to be updated and Cook replied; “Uh, Senator, that isn’t an iPhone, that’s your garage door opener.”