Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Dat’s how we does, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

It is awesome that NBA’s Jason Collins has come out of the closet; now if we can just get the Chicago Cubs to come out of the cellar. 

After NBA’s Jason Collins came out as gay, President Obama said he could not be any prouder. That’s fine, but I want to wait and hear what Honey Boo Boo’s parents think.

A lingerie company has launched a line of lingerie for men. Finally men can ask women; “Did you buy this for me or for you?”

The New York Jets released Tim Tebow; that is rough, being told by Jets coach, Rex Ryan, you’re not good enough for his team is like having Paris Hilton call you a slut.

After NBA’s Jason Collins bravely came out as gay, Miami Dolphin $60 mil. receiver, Mike Wallace, questioned the concept of homosexuality on Twitter. Hey, it is OK for people to have their opinions, how else are we going to identify the idiots?

A lingerie company has launched a line of lingerie for men. “Wow, why didn’t we have a line of men’s lingerie sooner?” asked nobody.

The New York Jets cut Tim Tebow; Tebow was so upset, he threw a tantrum. But the tantrum was intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Since you asked:

We had a guy on our track team in high school, while not officially out as gay, we all knew he was gay. How much of a problem was it? Not at all as I recall. A big reason why? He was fast as hell at the 200, 400, the mile relay and jumped out of the track on the triple jump. 

In fact, he was awesome. He would get the whole team singing and dancing on the bus rides back to the high school.