Saturday, April 27, 2013

Very cool. Old-Timey and New-Timey

A woman in China killed a man by squeezing his testicles until he went into shock and died; upon hearing this, Hillary Clinton, Maria Shriver and Kim Kardashian all said; “Wait, you can do that?” 

The term for squeezing a man's testicles until he goes into shock and dies is now called a Gloria Allred Handshake.