Wednesday, November 14, 2012

"Paging MS. McRighteous, MS. Righty McRighteous, you are wanted on the customer service courtesy phone." 

Hand-written love letters from Mick Jagger to an ex-girlfriend are being auctioned. Spoiler alert: that Cleopatra was a torn slut.

Do the Texans who want to secede know they have to take the Dallas Cowboys and the Houston Astros with them?