Monday, November 12, 2012


Wally "Two-Biscuits" and his buddy, Kili

That what haz a good boy be do, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


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The head of the CIA, General David Petraeus, admitted to having an affair with his “All In” biographer, Paula Broadwell. They had an affair and she named his biography “All In”? Was the name “Balls Deep” already taken?

Did you watch the NFL this weekend? Is it just me, or does it strike anyone else odd that, in an era where every phone has a GPS device that tracks anywhere in the world inside an inch, the NFL measures first downs with two guys, two sticks and a chain? Why not keep score with an abacus?

Since you asked:

It is official, I am done with Fantasy Football. This is not sour grapes because my team's record sucks. 

OK, maybe a little . . .

But "Sports Illustrated" listed some of the best moves so far in FF and I had more than my share. Going heavy with 49'ers including Frank Gore. With Michael Turner, I have two of the best running backs in the league. Switching out Alex Smith for Andrew Luck. Grabbing Hartline off the waiver wire. 

There are just too many injuries, too much parity, and with a pass-happy league, there is no consistency. Basically my same lineup scores 95 one week and 23 the next. (60 usually wins in our league)

The Bengals trounce the Giants? Anyone who claims to know what is going on with the NFL this year is full of crap. 

And the way the teams report injuries is criminal. Nate Keading announced out on late Saturday night? That lost me a game by four points. 

The final blow was when I played a team that had Jay Cutler and Matt Forte. So I have to watch a game and root against my Bears? That isn't going to happen. 

My new nickname for Sir Walter Wally is also the name of my new rocking  blues band: Frisco Wally and the Downtown Hounds.  That look on his face is when I broke the news to him that he has a curly tuchus.