Monday, November 05, 2012

What Lydia Callis was really signing:

"Blah, blah, blah, stay safe and dry. Can you believe this Bloomberg midget is a billionaire? Be thankful you're hearing impaired, 'cause his whiny voice is really annoying."

"And why are we giving this press conference again? Hey billionaire genius, if their power is out they can't watch TV."

"Oh my word, he is still talking. Hey, you know that new hot-looking Spanish translator, Carlos? Yep, I am slamming him like a Jersey Shore screen door during Sandy."