Holy Flame Lastercaster, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Don't want to say Madonna is too old to perform at halftime of the Super Bowl, but in Vegas you can get 30-1 odds on if she breaks a hip.

For a Super Bowl commercial, Matthew Broderick is reprising his role of Ferris Bueller. Ferris is getting older. This one is called;

"Ferris Bueller's Bladder is Off."