Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Congratulations to the amazing Seal Team Six. First Osama, now the Somali hostages. And they did it without the help of Mark Wahlberg. Amazing. Their next mission? Try to get a man on Nancy Pelosi.

Both Demi Moore and Tracy Morgan admitted to the hospital for what was described as exhaustion. Only Hollywood would try and equate passing out on booze and drugs with hard work.

"Oh, my head is killing me. My scene ran way over at the bar last night."