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We bringin' the righteous to this here ruckus, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Now that the NBA strike is over, the players have to get in shape. I don't want to say the NBA players are out of shape, but their newest sponsor is Spanx body-shaping underwear.

Detroit Lion, Ndamukong Suh, was caught on camera slamming a Green Bay Packer’s helmet to the turf three times and then he stomped on the guy’s arm. Afterwards, Suh denied it, then, at the press conference, he invoked the man upstairs as his excuse. Ding, ding, ding, that’s the moron trifecta.

Two 73-year-old Canadian Football League players, Joe Kapp and Angelo Masco, got in a fist fight at a reunion. The sad part? They both hit harder than any of the San Diego Chargers.

The San Diego Chargers have now lost six games in a row. Who do they think they are, the Indianapolis Colts?

Two 73-year-old Canadian Football League players, Joe Kapp and Angelo Masco, got in a fist fight at a reunion. Sorry, but I think that is great. If I make it to a reunion at 73 and I see some schmuck I didn’t like? I hope I try and pop him.

The San Diego Chargers, who have lost six games in a row, had their kicker, Nick Novak, caught on camera relieving himself on the sideline. Players too lazy to go to the locker room bathroom, Chargers, that’s the kind of trouble urine.

As the NFL playoff picture forms it is becoming clear that only teams with really good quarterbacks will make the playoffs. Here are some signs your quarterback might not be good enough to get your team in the playoffs:

His “I’m a Belieber” t-shirt.

Kim Kardashian won’t return his booty-calls.

Was once on the injured reserve list because his feelings were hurt.

Left practice early to watch “Glee.”

That kicker who was peeing on the sideline? Your QB was holding the cup.

Detroit Lion, Ndamukong Suh was caught on camera slamming a Green Bay Packer’s helmet to the turf three times and then he stomped on the guy’s arm. Incidentally, Ndamukong is an old Swahili name that means: freakin’ idiot.

San Diego Charger kicker, Nick Novak, was caught urinating on the sideline before he missed a game-winning field goal wide right. The worst part? When he peed, he also missed wide right.