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Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 by the NBA for using a gay slur at a referee. When asked to comment, one gay man said; “Oh that hurts coming from a guy whose name sounds like a Japanese steak house for plus-sized women. ”
Dennis Quaid said, by the ‘80’s, cocaine was a big part of every movie. Which does go a long way to explain “Jaws 3-D”.
Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 by the NBA for using a gay slur at a referee. It was bad. Apparently Bryant called the ref a Cleveland Cavalier.
Do we really want Donald Trump as president? You know the first thing Trump is going to do is put his face on Mount Rushmore and change the name to Trump Rushmore.
Actor Dennis Quaid said his biggest mistake was being addicted to cocaine. Quaid said the cocaine made him do crazy and stupid things. Not as crazy and stupid as his brother, Randy, but still crazy and stupid.
Now, see, I would have bet his biggest mistake was making “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.”
ABC cancelled “All My Children” and “One Life to Live.” Are they cancelled? Or are they really in a coma until their identity can be revealed by their secret evil gay twins?
On “Oprah” actress Shirley McClain claims she once had sex with three men in one day. Or as Paris Hilton calls that: speed dating.
So Shirley doesn’t just believe in an afterlife, she believes in a before, during and afterlife.
And that’s not even counting the movie producers she slept with that day. That was for work.
The parents of the toddler who was served a margarita at Applebees are now suing and a spokesperson for Applebees claims there are discrepancies in their story. For example, the kid was served a regular margarita but they ordered the Sponge Bob Square Pants Margarita.
Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 by the NBA for using a gay slur at a referee. When asked to comment, one gay man said; “Oh that hurts coming from a guy whose name sounds like a Japanese steak house for plus-sized women. ”
Dennis Quaid said, by the ‘80’s, cocaine was a big part of every movie. Which does go a long way to explain “Jaws 3-D”.
Kobe Bryant was fined $100,000 by the NBA for using a gay slur at a referee. It was bad. Apparently Bryant called the ref a Cleveland Cavalier.
Do we really want Donald Trump as president? You know the first thing Trump is going to do is put his face on Mount Rushmore and change the name to Trump Rushmore.
Actor Dennis Quaid said his biggest mistake was being addicted to cocaine. Quaid said the cocaine made him do crazy and stupid things. Not as crazy and stupid as his brother, Randy, but still crazy and stupid.
Now, see, I would have bet his biggest mistake was making “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.”
ABC cancelled “All My Children” and “One Life to Live.” Are they cancelled? Or are they really in a coma until their identity can be revealed by their secret evil gay twins?
On “Oprah” actress Shirley McClain claims she once had sex with three men in one day. Or as Paris Hilton calls that: speed dating.
So Shirley doesn’t just believe in an afterlife, she believes in a before, during and afterlife.
And that’s not even counting the movie producers she slept with that day. That was for work.
The parents of the toddler who was served a margarita at Applebees are now suing and a spokesperson for Applebees claims there are discrepancies in their story. For example, the kid was served a regular margarita but they ordered the Sponge Bob Square Pants Margarita.
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