Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers.

At a lavish Scottsdale, Arizona celebrity-filled Christmas party,, Snooki was paid $16,500 to attend and Bruce Jenner was paid $15,000. One is an oddly colored, weird-looking annoying leech, and, well, so is the other one.




Since you asked;

It is a regular Christmas miracle. The Lexter dexter wreckster heckser is all down and done with all things Christmas. All time great tree, big presents, small presents, stocking stuffers. Got C-blocked by the rain so I didn't get as elaborate with the lights this year, but the front of the house looks tasteful and festive.

After much or no thought, I am dubbing today's Lakers-Cavaliers Holiday Hoop tilt: the Wife Cheater Vs. the Home Town Retreat'r.