This just in:


In sad news, soccer star Landon Donovan has filed for divorce from his actress wife, Bianca Kajlich. They cited irreconcilable differences and the fact that Landon can’t use his hands.

Repeal of "DADT" already impacting the military. Drill sergeants new call during a march:

"I don't know, but I've been told that window treatment's fiercely bold."


The Betty Ford staff member who confronted Lindsay Lohan after a late night of drinking was fired. Fired for what? Killing Lindsay's buzz? Aren't the staff member of the Betty Ford Clinic supposed to oppose bar hopping all night?

WNBA star, Diana Taurasi, tested positive for a banned supplement. That is so shocking. The WNBA still exists?