Labrador and Dolphin

My two favorite critters in the world together.

Give a big hand to Captain Pappy and his Slaphappy Tappies, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers 


A woman was arrested for driving while watching porn on her laptop and using a vibrator. For the love of god, Paris Hilton, get some help.

In Cincinnati, a woman was arrested for using a vibrator and watching porn while driving. She was charged with not knowing whether she was coming or going.

Head & Shoulders shampoo has insured Pittsburgh Steeler’s Troy Polamalu’s three foot long black wavy hair for one million dollars. In a related story, Just for Men has offered to color Brett Favre’s grey beard for $7.99.

Hurricane Earl is scary, it keeps blowing rusted out transmissions on people’s lawns.

Earl is blowing down roofs, blowing down billboards, blowing down water towers, if there was any more blow they would call it Hurricane Paris.

In Cincinnati, a woman was arrested for using a vibrator and watching porn while driving. Too bad she wasn’t driving a Hummer or this could be a really great joke.

Brett Favre had to have lubricant injected into his ankle. It’s not serious, the other players were tired of the loud squeaking noise when Brett walked.

When asked to comment about the procedure, Favre barely squeaked out the words: “Oil can.”

I like Brett Favre, he reminds me of a guy who starts his sentences with “Back in my day… ”

I like Brett Favre, he reminds me of a guy who thinks for a real long time while rubbing his beard stubble before he gives lost drivers directions.

I like Brett Favre, he reminds me of a guy who likes to tell people; “You can tell a lot about a man by how well he shines his shoes.”

I like Brett Favre, he reminds me of a guy who likes to tell people; “A real fly fisherman ties his own flies.”

I like Brett Favre, he reminds me of a guy who likes to clink the ice in his scotch tumbler in one hand and shake and pop cocktail peanuts in his mouth with the other while saying the word Crap a lot.