Hey, I got a good idea, instead of blowing this . . .

We stankin' and flankin' all up in here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

The World Cup is great, it unites all the nations in the entire world to agree unanimously that the inventor of the plastic horn vuvuzelas should get a vicious beat-down.


Tennessee Titan QB, Vince Young, was charged with assault for fighting in a Dallas strip club; in addition he was also given the lesser charge of impersonating Ben Roethlisberger.



Sadly, Jimmy Dean passed away. When people heard a musician more famous for his sausage passed away they said; “Tommy Lee died?”


I like the World Cub, but I don’t have World Cup fever, but, thanks to those annoying plastic horn vuvuzelas, I do have World Cub earache.


I like the World Cup because you can say xenophobic things like I hate France and nobody will think less of you. Actually, you can always say I hate France and nobody will think less of you.


Tennessee Titan QB, Vince Young, was charged with assault for fighting in a Dallas strip club; Young got upset because Ben Roethlisberger locked the door of the bathroom.


At the World Cup, one of the South African customs is to drink their local Chibuku beer from those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas. But don’t tell your doctor you had Chibuku in your vuvuzela, he’ll put you in the hospital.


Since you asked:

Today's WTF? features Megan Fox. Actually her thumbs. They say a tie is like kissing your sister, well, the US's tie with England was like kissing your sister if your sister was Megan Fox. A drunk Megan Fox. Yes, I mean slipping tongue.

But if your sister was Megan Fox you would probably also have mutant hammer toe thumbs like she does. No lie. Google Megan Fox's thumbs. Them things is so nasty.

Megan Fox's Thumbs is my new band. Shout out to the DSC. We miss you guys.