This is my band, The Snoring Puppies, second album cover

An 87-year-old San Antonio man is attempting to break his age group record in the pole vault; just imagine how proud his parents are?



President Barack Obama said he is studying the Gulf oil leak so he’ll know whose ass to kick. We like President Obama, but on a 70’s show toughness scale, isn’t Obama closer to Urkel than Mr. T?



President Barack Obama said he is studying the Gulf oil leak so he’ll know whose ass to kick. OK, easy tough guy, remember we’ve seen how you bowl and throw out a first pitch.



President Barack Obama said he is studying the Gulf oil leak so he’ll know whose ass to kick. Pretty bold stuff from a guy living with his mother-in-law.



In Boston, the LA Lakers beat the Celtics 91-84 to go up 2-1 in the NBA finals. You know what I love about NBA games? When they introduce the home team: the lights start to flash and sirens scream. It’s like Lindsay Lohan’s alcohol detection ankle bracelet in a nightclub.



There is a lot of unhappiness over the Adidas ball chosen for the World Cup. Some players think it looks plastic, others don’t like the way it bounces and American sports fans said: “What’s with the weird looking volley ball?”



President Barack Obama said he is studying the Gulf oil leak so he’ll know whose ass to kick. As presidential lines go it’s not exactly “We have nothing to fear but fear itself” is it?



The San Francisco area voted for a new football stadium, but there is a debate over whether it should be in San Francisco or nearby Santa Clara. Of course, for the 49ers to win another Super Bowl they should build it in 1985.



On this date in 1973, Secretariat won horse racing’s Triple Crown. It was the greatest performance by a horse until Sarah Jessica Parker in “Sex in the City 2.”



A doctor told the Argentina men’s soccer team it’s OK to have sex during the World Cup. This isn’t going to endear soccer to homophobic American sports fans. Oh, they can have sex with their wives or girlfriends? Oh, sorry.