Hey to the now to the hey now now, child, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
US Geologists discovered mineral deposits in Afghanistan worth possibly three trillion dollars. You’ve heard of “The Beverly Hillbillies.” This will be “The Malibu Mullahs.”
In the World Cup, how about that US 1-1 tie against England? Normally a tie is like kissing your sister. This tie was like kissing your sister if your sister was a drunk Megan Fox.
How about that US 1-1 tie against England? I don’t want to say England’s goalie blew it, but afterwards he was named an honorary New York Met.
In the World Cup, how about that US 1-1 tie against England? I don’t want to say England’s goalie blew it, but it looked like he forgot goalies can use their hands.
How about that US 1-1 tie against England? When that US goal dribbled past their goalie, US soccer fans lit up like Lindsay Lohan’s ankle bracelet at last call.
The New York Knicks are still trying to woo LeBron James to play for them. It doesn’t look good though, mostly because LeBron thinks the Knicks LeBlow.
Have you seen the World Cup games? Can you believe the incessant annoying noise of those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas? They actually make NBA thunder-sticks look like a good idea.
Have you seen the World Cup games? Can you believe the incessant annoying noise of those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas? These horns are great because we American sports fans didn’t think 0-0 games were quite annoying enough.
A lot going on in sports. The baseball season is heating up, soccer has the World Cup, the US Open is this week in golf, in the NFL the Cincinnati Bengals are posting bail.
Have you seen the World Cup? Can you believe the incessant noise of those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas? These things are so bad they could even make Philadelphia Phillies fans more annoying.
Sadly, Jimmy Dean passed away. He was a musician most famous for his sausage. When people heard a musician famous for his sausage passed away they said; “Tommy Lee died?”
US Geologists discovered mineral deposits in Afghanistan worth possibly three trillion dollars. Upon hearing this, a Taliban member said; “You spoiled American dogs think we can be bought . . . wait, did you say trillion? With a T? Woo who. It is being hello new Mercedes time for Akbar.”
Since you asked:
Tonight I am grilling fish tacos with mango/avocado salsa. That’s right, Slattesses and Nuggetarios, it done up and be Tuesday Taco night at Casa Del Lexicalle. Smoke and grilled halibut with shredded cabbage, cheese and Spanish rice and mango/avocado salsa and chopped cilantro on a grilled flour tortilla.
Make you wanna go and up and slap Mammacita is what it make you wanna do.
And hay nan nanny and a hah cha cha.
US Geologists discovered mineral deposits in Afghanistan worth possibly three trillion dollars. You’ve heard of “The Beverly Hillbillies.” This will be “The Malibu Mullahs.”
In the World Cup, how about that US 1-1 tie against England? Normally a tie is like kissing your sister. This tie was like kissing your sister if your sister was a drunk Megan Fox.
How about that US 1-1 tie against England? I don’t want to say England’s goalie blew it, but afterwards he was named an honorary New York Met.
In the World Cup, how about that US 1-1 tie against England? I don’t want to say England’s goalie blew it, but it looked like he forgot goalies can use their hands.
How about that US 1-1 tie against England? When that US goal dribbled past their goalie, US soccer fans lit up like Lindsay Lohan’s ankle bracelet at last call.
The New York Knicks are still trying to woo LeBron James to play for them. It doesn’t look good though, mostly because LeBron thinks the Knicks LeBlow.
Have you seen the World Cup games? Can you believe the incessant annoying noise of those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas? They actually make NBA thunder-sticks look like a good idea.
Have you seen the World Cup games? Can you believe the incessant annoying noise of those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas? These horns are great because we American sports fans didn’t think 0-0 games were quite annoying enough.
A lot going on in sports. The baseball season is heating up, soccer has the World Cup, the US Open is this week in golf, in the NFL the Cincinnati Bengals are posting bail.
Have you seen the World Cup? Can you believe the incessant noise of those plastic horns, the vuvuzelas? These things are so bad they could even make Philadelphia Phillies fans more annoying.
Sadly, Jimmy Dean passed away. He was a musician most famous for his sausage. When people heard a musician famous for his sausage passed away they said; “Tommy Lee died?”
US Geologists discovered mineral deposits in Afghanistan worth possibly three trillion dollars. Upon hearing this, a Taliban member said; “You spoiled American dogs think we can be bought . . . wait, did you say trillion? With a T? Woo who. It is being hello new Mercedes time for Akbar.”
Since you asked:
Tonight I am grilling fish tacos with mango/avocado salsa. That’s right, Slattesses and Nuggetarios, it done up and be Tuesday Taco night at Casa Del Lexicalle. Smoke and grilled halibut with shredded cabbage, cheese and Spanish rice and mango/avocado salsa and chopped cilantro on a grilled flour tortilla.
Make you wanna go and up and slap Mammacita is what it make you wanna do.
And hay nan nanny and a hah cha cha.
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