Gay Pride Week in New York. My favorite new Gay Pride event is the Lady Gaga lookalike contest. Congratulations to the winner, Adam Lambert.

Bless their hearts, the hookers in Times Square are getting into the spirit of Gay Pride Week. For an extra $100, they'll Ricky your Martin.

My new philanthropy? Saving wolves from Kristen Stewart. Of course Kristen Stewart would own a wolf. They're 100 times more annoying than owning a dog.