It’s hard to believe how upset England is at their soccer team’s poor showing at the World Cup. They even channeled the ghost of Winston Churchill: “Never in the history of human endeavor, have so many been so pissed at so few.”

In France it was even worse. French players were snubbed, insulted, treated rudely, in other words, pretty much treated like US tourists.

My frustration at the awful officiating at the World Cup led me to say F.I.F.A. now stands for Failure Investigating Flagrant Atrocities. That is unfair. F.I.F.A. actually stands for Flopping Is Fully Accepted.

Angelina Jolie said her daughter, Shiloh, wants to be a boy. Well, duh, if you had breast fed off of Angelina Jolie, wouldn’t you want to be a boy too?