At Wimbledon, Venus Williams’s tennis dress was inspired by a dress worn by Tina Turner; however, the way Venus beats her opponents is more reminiscent of Ike.

In an interview she sold to "The National Enquirer" Al Gore's sexual assault accuser described Gore as " sex-crazed poodle." And I thought it was hard to believe he invented the Internet.

If Al Gore is a sex-crazed poodle, that makes Tiger Woods a rabidly sex insane Rottweiler.

The French government announced they will investigate why their team played so badly at the World Cup. And being nothing if not a tireless supporter of the French, I have volunteered to assist in that investigation. Here it is, got it. The reason the French team did not do well at the World Cup is because they came down with a huge case of the sucks