In the World Cup, Germany beat England 4-1. Now, I don't want to put too fine a point on it, but if this was the level of effort put out in World War II, we would be listening to music by Der Beatles and Von Stones Das Rolling.


But in fairness to England, they were another team robbed by the awful officiating. Who knew that F.I.F.A. stood for Failure Investigating Flagrant Atrocities?


An Illinois woman fell three stories on to her car, got up and went inside a neighbors house and fell asleep on their couch. Why do I suspect alcohol was involved?