Could not happen to a nicer guy. San Diego was a huge fan of Drew Brees before New Orleans

I know, right Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers? The fastest growing cosmetic procedure in Britain is male breast reduction surgery; and this is even before Simon Cowell had his done. Critics claim we comedians have overdone the Tiger Woods jokes. Really? A famous married guy sleeps with over 19 women including hookers and cocktail waitresses, and plays a sport where they regularly use words like shaft, balls, club, hole and stroke? We haven’t even gotten started. Over 100 million Americans will watch the Super Bowl, 30 million men will agree the large breasts in the Go Daddy.com commercial are insulting to women, until their girlfriend leaves the room, then they’ll high five their buddies that those boobies were awesome. The Who performed a medley of their hits at the Super Bowl half time, that gave the ground crew plenty of time to dismantle the stage and get rid of the old man smell before the second half. For the first time since April 20th, 2005, the Dow Jones Industrial average dipped below the 10,000 point level. My word, do you know what this means? No, I’m serious, does anybody know what the hell this means? Democrats are still shocked by the loss of Ted Kennedy’s Mass. senate seat to republican Scott Brown, who posed naked in “Cosmo.” In Mass. democrats outnumber republicans 3-1. However, 100% of the voters are glad Ted Kennedy, rest his soul, never posed naked in “Cosmo.” Apple unveiled their new iPad. Here is my question: when did Steven Jobs turn into Yertle the Turtle? Sources claim Tiger Woods is set to fly back to his wife, Elin, after undergoing sex addiction therapy. As a result, Las Vegas will give you 2-1 Tiger rejoins the mile high club with a flight attendant for the 32nd time. Since you asked: What a great Super Bowl. Man, at 10-0 I was afraid the Colts would blow the Saints out. Suddenly I got an epiphany, that, no, the Saints are going to get back into this thing, at which point I added an extra hour to the end of the recording in case it went to overtime. Commercials were good, loved the barking collar Labrador and Dave, Oprah and Jay. Both teams looked like teams that belonged in a Super Bowl – total of eight penalties the entire game - and the announcers, Phil Simms and Jim Nance, were outstanding. And Drew Brees and Sean Payton and Peyton Manning are studs, studs, studs. That onsides kick before the second half? Gutsiest call in a Super Bowl ever. Not to mention I am a huge fan of the onsides kick and going for it on fourth down. And let’s hear if for the Who. They rocked a great show. I say next year we have a medley of medleys, have The Who, The Guess Who, Yes and U2. It will be a great “Who’s On First” moment. ”So who is performing at halftime?” “Yes, and Guess Who.” “Who?” “Right.” “Yes?” “Yes. Yes and U2.” “Me too?” “No, U2 and Guess Who.” “I have no idea.” “Who.” “That’s what I’m asking.”