Some people are awesome just because they are

Imma let you finish, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Kanye West called Taylor Swift to apologize and Taylor Swift interrupted him and said Chris Brown’s apologies were better.

At his Hall of Fame speech, Michael Jordan said he is seriously considering a comeback to the NBA at age 50. Apparently Jordan has been eating off of Brett Favre’s plate again.


Several NFL players have donated their brains – after they die – to be examined for brain damage due to concussions. Upon hearing this, President Bush offered to donate his brain to science, but science said; “Gosh, you know what? We’re good. Thanks anyway.”

Congressman Joe Wilson shouts “You lie!” at President Obama, tennis star, Serena Williams shouts obscenities at a line judge, Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift. That noise you hear? That’s etiquette expert Emily Post spinning in her grave.


Did you see Minnesota Viking Adrian Peterson’s 64 yard touchdown against the Cleveland Browns? You thought Kanye West was rude to Taylor Swift? Peterson shoved three would-be Browns tacklers right out of his way. It was so rude. And no apology.


The NFL will now fine players who put messages in their reflection-stopping eye-black tape, like Hi Mom. And they should, did you see what uncalled for words Michael Vick had in his eye-black tape? “Bow and Wow.”