The awesome Tina Fey, not Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin is in Asia giving speeches. It was a little awkward when she was asked if she would visit Thailand, Palin said;

"Oh, yeah, sure, you betchya, Todd could use a few more ties."

I tell ya, something has to be done about health care. For my annual checkup, my HMO sent me to the Minneapolis Airport to get X-Rays in the security line and then into the bathroom for a prostate exam from ex- Idaho Senator Larry Craig.

The Arkansas Duggars are expecting their 19th child. So, between them, the Octomom and Jon and Kate Gosselin, we're just giving in to the fact the world is being totally repopulated by douche-bags?