There is a new video game where you pretend to play Beatles songs on fake instruments. They got the idea from the career of The Monkeys.

A study claims drinking alcohol can lower your chance of getting Alzheimer's disease; apparently this study did not talk to the same drunks I do;

"Wha's (hic) your name again?" "I told you my name when I met you and all three times you've asked in the one minute I've been talking to you."

Spencer Pratt said he is going to change his name to King Spencer Pratt because America needs a King. OK, that tears it, can we legally kill him now? Please?

San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman was arrested at 3:45 am for battery and false imprisonment for allegedly violently restraining reality TV star, Tila Tequila. When the police are called at 3:45 am by somebody named Tequila, chances are pretty good that it isn't a spirited Mensa meeting that got out of control.

On Labor Day we honor the workers by doing nothing but having fun and cooking out. It's sort of like celebrating Easter by praying to Allah.

Due to the swine flu, French health officials have asked the French people to forgo their customary cheek-to-cheek kiss greeting/ goodbye. Of course, the other French custom of copping a feel on your best friend's wife? Fine.

Since you asked:

It being Labor Day - and feeling like a Sunday - and me being stupid, I forgot to record and watch the Manson special on History Channel. Why, cruel world? Why?