Windsurfing legend Robby Naish on a Stand Up Paddle Board

In East Los Angeles, they found a severed hand near Palmdale. A hand in Palmdale? You don't even want to know what they found outside Scrotumville.


A Wisconsin woman was in court accused of Krazy Gluing her lover's genitals to his leg. She felt he needed help adhering to their relationship.

Have you seen that picture of Britney's ex, Kevin Federline in the pool? The guy is obese. He really put the fed in Federline. Now he is A-through-Z Fed.

No wonder Britney has lost so much weight, her ex, K-Fed, ate all of her food.

Since you asked:
As a proud undeclared, I do have to say all of these republicans screaming like scalded cats about the President trying to indoctrinate the kids? They are sounding extra douche-y and twice as baggy.