Tragic news: Spencer and Heidi found beaten by a shovel within an inch of their lives by a drifter; that story isn't true, but don't tell me an evil part of you did not enjoy it a little bit.


The Duggars are expecting again, this time #19. In a related story, Mrs. Duggar's was the first uterus to have a fire department declare an occupancy maximum.

The Duggars are expecting again, this time #19 all named starting with the letter J. The last two were named Jeeeze-doc-are-you-kidding? and Just-sew-it-up-I'm-serious.

Sharon Stone -at age 51 - posed topless for the cover of the magazine "Paris Match." It is pretty good, but, at her age, to see her boobs, the cover had to feature an under-flap.

Let's play a rousing game of:

Words you don't want associated with your name in a news story:

Person of interest.

Grand jury.

Body exhumed.

Sexual predator's list.

Rescue has been re-named a recovery.

Neighbors were shocked.

Without pants.

And that is how we play:

Words you don't want associated with your name in a news story.


(Polite applause)


KFC has a new bacon and cheese sandwich with battered fried chicken replacing the bread. Oww, ouch, whoa, I just got chest pains from writing about that thing.