We got to chill up in the grill, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Not so fast
London could be considered as a future host of the Super Bowl. Whoa, before we go crazy and give the British our biggest sports event, let's see how they do with something smaller like the Kentucky Derby.
Lucky
During the Red Bull Air Race in San Diego, a pilot, Hannes Arch, hit a pelican during takeoff, but, luckily he was able to finish the race and land. Luckily for Arch he didn’t hit a goose because the Hudson River is over 3,000 miles away.
That explains it
Kirsty Alley told people magazine she has gained 83 pounds. Apparently when Kirsty fell off Jenny Craig she hopped on Ben & Jerry.
Oh sure
Los Angeles Dodger Manny Rameriz has been suspended for using a banned substance: a female hormone. Manny claims he was preparing for an appearance on “The View.”
Amazing
Los Angeles Dodger Manny Rameriz had been suspended for taking a banned substance which turns out to be a female fertility drug; to show you how strong the female fertility drug was, on Sunday Manny was able to wish himself a happy Mother’s Day.
Joe Burger
That Virginia burger place hoopster President Obama and VP Joe Biden had lunch Tuesday has named a burger after Joe Biden. It’s called the “Help, I’m talking and I can’t shut up” burger.
Quite a melon
Keifer Sutherland has been charged with head-butting a fashion designer. Have you seen the size of Keifer’s head? He’s lucky that’s not assault with a deadly weapon.
Cheaper
The price of the subway has gone up in New York City. Still it’s a lot cheaper way to go into a place to smell urine, cigar butts and beer vomit than Yankee Stadium.
Amazing
Kirsty Alley revealed she has gained 83 pounds since going off of Jenny Craig. 83 pounds, that’s an entire Olsen twin.
So mean, Lex
“People” magazine reveals there are plans to make a biopic about Susan Boyle; and why not, she is sweet lady and a talented singer. So what’s the title going to be, “Shrek 4?”
Again, mean
John Edwards, is being investigated for using campaign money as hush money to his mistress. Edwards better pray he’s clean. A pretty-boy lawyer in prison? Edwards dance card will be fuller than Kirsty Alley’s plate at Applebee’s. .
Literally
The wife of John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards, was on Oprah. Which is ironic because John Edwards has always want to be on Oprah. Not her show, he really wants to be on Oprah.
Tricky
A porn star, Stormy Daniels, is considering running for the Louisiana Senate; oh, sure, a background in pornography sounds ideal for politics, but it isn’t easy going from screwing people for money to screwing people for bribes.
Safety first
Amy Winehouse has legally banned the paparazzi from coming within 100 meters of her. Hey, it’s for their own good, they were starting to get secondhand cirrhosis of the liver.
Same
Fans of “American Idol” say Adam is the frontrunner because of his amazing rendition of Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love.” Whole lotta love is also Kirsty Alley’s user name on Twitter.
Since you asked:
So this here is what’s gonna happen a noche with Lex’s Weber, Roasting Ruby. Cleaned her out, going to light the lump charcoal with newspaper in the charcoal chimney, once they flame up and get white, I am pouring the coals in one side of the grill.
Meanwhile, the organic T-bone has been marinating in olive oil and garlic powder. Toss the meat on the indirect heat and let her go for a while, flip, let her go for a while. The last minute I am going to plop it right over the flames for Argentina style searing at the end.
Salad, red wine, Cubs.
Not so fast
London could be considered as a future host of the Super Bowl. Whoa, before we go crazy and give the British our biggest sports event, let's see how they do with something smaller like the Kentucky Derby.
Lucky
During the Red Bull Air Race in San Diego, a pilot, Hannes Arch, hit a pelican during takeoff, but, luckily he was able to finish the race and land. Luckily for Arch he didn’t hit a goose because the Hudson River is over 3,000 miles away.
That explains it
Kirsty Alley told people magazine she has gained 83 pounds. Apparently when Kirsty fell off Jenny Craig she hopped on Ben & Jerry.
Oh sure
Los Angeles Dodger Manny Rameriz has been suspended for using a banned substance: a female hormone. Manny claims he was preparing for an appearance on “The View.”
Amazing
Los Angeles Dodger Manny Rameriz had been suspended for taking a banned substance which turns out to be a female fertility drug; to show you how strong the female fertility drug was, on Sunday Manny was able to wish himself a happy Mother’s Day.
Joe Burger
That Virginia burger place hoopster President Obama and VP Joe Biden had lunch Tuesday has named a burger after Joe Biden. It’s called the “Help, I’m talking and I can’t shut up” burger.
Quite a melon
Keifer Sutherland has been charged with head-butting a fashion designer. Have you seen the size of Keifer’s head? He’s lucky that’s not assault with a deadly weapon.
Cheaper
The price of the subway has gone up in New York City. Still it’s a lot cheaper way to go into a place to smell urine, cigar butts and beer vomit than Yankee Stadium.
Amazing
Kirsty Alley revealed she has gained 83 pounds since going off of Jenny Craig. 83 pounds, that’s an entire Olsen twin.
So mean, Lex
“People” magazine reveals there are plans to make a biopic about Susan Boyle; and why not, she is sweet lady and a talented singer. So what’s the title going to be, “Shrek 4?”
Again, mean
John Edwards, is being investigated for using campaign money as hush money to his mistress. Edwards better pray he’s clean. A pretty-boy lawyer in prison? Edwards dance card will be fuller than Kirsty Alley’s plate at Applebee’s. .
Literally
The wife of John Edwards, Elizabeth Edwards, was on Oprah. Which is ironic because John Edwards has always want to be on Oprah. Not her show, he really wants to be on Oprah.
Tricky
A porn star, Stormy Daniels, is considering running for the Louisiana Senate; oh, sure, a background in pornography sounds ideal for politics, but it isn’t easy going from screwing people for money to screwing people for bribes.
Safety first
Amy Winehouse has legally banned the paparazzi from coming within 100 meters of her. Hey, it’s for their own good, they were starting to get secondhand cirrhosis of the liver.
Same
Fans of “American Idol” say Adam is the frontrunner because of his amazing rendition of Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love.” Whole lotta love is also Kirsty Alley’s user name on Twitter.
Since you asked:
So this here is what’s gonna happen a noche with Lex’s Weber, Roasting Ruby. Cleaned her out, going to light the lump charcoal with newspaper in the charcoal chimney, once they flame up and get white, I am pouring the coals in one side of the grill.
Meanwhile, the organic T-bone has been marinating in olive oil and garlic powder. Toss the meat on the indirect heat and let her go for a while, flip, let her go for a while. The last minute I am going to plop it right over the flames for Argentina style searing at the end.
Salad, red wine, Cubs.
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