Teach it like you preach it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Knee jerk survey
A survey claims 5% of men say they never masturbate. Come on, women, let’s give these guys a hand.
A survey claims 5% of men say they never masturbate? Oh yeah? Well I just did a survey myself that says 5% of men are pathological liars.
Finally an answer
If the astronauts repair it, the Hubble telescope will be capable of looking billions of years into the universe’s past. So maybe now they can see why John McCain picked Sarah Palin?
Yeah, that was it
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title. Miss Prejean claims the topless photos of her were an accident, the wind blew her blouse open. And apparently some angry same-sex marriage supporter hid her bra.
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title ; the only person upset by this is President Barack Obama, he was all set to appoint Miss Prejean to that open Supreme Court spot.
Miss California, Carrie Prejean, said she will no longer discuss her opposition to same sex marriage. Shoot, how are we going to come to an understanding without our top authority?
Sure, go with that
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title. Miss Prejean claims the topless photos of her were an accident, the wind blew her blouse open. OK, I might have gone with Alex Rodriguez’s cousin moved her blouse, but the wind thing might work.
Don’t you love it when beauty pageant contestants try to discuss complicated issues? It’s like dressing a monkey up as a scientist, they have no idea what’s going on, but it’s funny.
Good advice
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title. The Donald then gave Miss Prejean a little fatherly advice; “Remember, Carrie, it’s get the boob job THEN take the topless photos.”
Since you asked:
Is it possible for “30 Rock” to be funnier? No to the way to the Jose. “He wants a Vajay-jay upgrade, he’s not Tom Brady, shut it down.” “Bi-sexuality was invented in the ‘90’s to sell more hair care products.” “Classic case of fruit blindness.”
Tina Fey is a goddess.
My two knucklehead Labradors crack me up on a daily basis. They love snoozing on their comfy beds in the garage. Just now when I went in the garage to let them outside, they gave me the exact look of a guy in the hotel bed when the maid ignores the “Do Not Disturb” sign.
“Uh, excuse me, but do you mind coming back later? Yeah, buh bye.”
Lex needs a slogan, a motto, a catchphrase, a signature line.
You better catch that before I Lex that? No.
Square up, paddle hard and step back and ride that wave? Not bad, but a little wordy.
Knee jerk survey
A survey claims 5% of men say they never masturbate. Come on, women, let’s give these guys a hand.
A survey claims 5% of men say they never masturbate? Oh yeah? Well I just did a survey myself that says 5% of men are pathological liars.
Finally an answer
If the astronauts repair it, the Hubble telescope will be capable of looking billions of years into the universe’s past. So maybe now they can see why John McCain picked Sarah Palin?
Yeah, that was it
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title. Miss Prejean claims the topless photos of her were an accident, the wind blew her blouse open. And apparently some angry same-sex marriage supporter hid her bra.
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title ; the only person upset by this is President Barack Obama, he was all set to appoint Miss Prejean to that open Supreme Court spot.
Miss California, Carrie Prejean, said she will no longer discuss her opposition to same sex marriage. Shoot, how are we going to come to an understanding without our top authority?
Sure, go with that
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title. Miss Prejean claims the topless photos of her were an accident, the wind blew her blouse open. OK, I might have gone with Alex Rodriguez’s cousin moved her blouse, but the wind thing might work.
Don’t you love it when beauty pageant contestants try to discuss complicated issues? It’s like dressing a monkey up as a scientist, they have no idea what’s going on, but it’s funny.
Good advice
Donald Trump announced Miss California, Carrie Prejean, will retain her title. The Donald then gave Miss Prejean a little fatherly advice; “Remember, Carrie, it’s get the boob job THEN take the topless photos.”
Since you asked:
Is it possible for “30 Rock” to be funnier? No to the way to the Jose. “He wants a Vajay-jay upgrade, he’s not Tom Brady, shut it down.” “Bi-sexuality was invented in the ‘90’s to sell more hair care products.” “Classic case of fruit blindness.”
Tina Fey is a goddess.
My two knucklehead Labradors crack me up on a daily basis. They love snoozing on their comfy beds in the garage. Just now when I went in the garage to let them outside, they gave me the exact look of a guy in the hotel bed when the maid ignores the “Do Not Disturb” sign.
“Uh, excuse me, but do you mind coming back later? Yeah, buh bye.”
Lex needs a slogan, a motto, a catchphrase, a signature line.
You better catch that before I Lex that? No.
Square up, paddle hard and step back and ride that wave? Not bad, but a little wordy.
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