That is one gay lion, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Harrrrdd core
Those Somali pirates are nothing if not brazen. Today they hijacked a US Airways flight that landed on the Hudson river.

Not good
To increase tourism, cities pay for catchy ad slogans, New York had “So nice they named it twice” L.A. has “That’s so L.A.” and San Diego is launching “Happiness Happens.” I’m not so sure about Trenton’s new tourist slogan: “Come for the toxicity, stay for the crime.”

Amazing
Bo the first dog is adorable. He has black curly fur with a white chest and white front socks which make him look like he is wearing a tuxedo with spats. That marks the first time we have had a formal first dog and an ex-president without a formal education.

Order now
Pamela Anderson is getting married for the fourth time. If you want to get the couple a gift they’re registered at Pier One Chance-In-a-Million-This-Will-Work.

Good idea
Bo, the First Dog, is having a blast. Bo enjoys the run of the entire White House lawn. Well, except when delegates from North or South Korea visit, then they lock Bo up for his own good.

Not good, again
The good news is that China claims they will have health care for all their citizens by 2020. The bad news? By 2021 everyone in China will be dead of lead poisoning and air pollution.

Already used
Jessica Simpson will be in a sitcom with Britney Spears; they’re having trouble coming up with a name because “Dumb and Dumber” has already been used.

Scoring like crazy
The home runs are flying out of the new Yankee Stadium, to give you an idea, ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer could score there without hiring a hooker.

Uh oh
On “American Idol” it s down to the final five. Lil Rounds was kicked off because she didn’t sing her disco song well, and Anoop Desai was booted because Perez Hilton didn’t like his opinion on gay marriage.