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Some sad news. You know the winner of Best in Show at the Westminster dog show, Stump? Today Stump tested positive for performance enhancing Purina.

“He’s Just Not That Into You” is #1 at the box office. They’re already working on a sequel with Christian Bale, Alec Baldwin and Samuel L. Jackson titled; “He’s Just Not That F’ing Into You, Mother-F’er”

At the Westminster dog show, a Sussex spaniel with a look of concern named Stump won Best-in-show. Why the look of concern? Human or canine, no male wants to be named Stump.

Singer Chris Brown was charged with domestic assault on his girlfriend, singer Rihanna. Rhianna was reportedly treated for serious bite marks. Brown had no comment as he was busy working on his next single, a remake of Warren Zevon’s “Werewolves of London.”

You know who has a great job? Those guys who paint the naked “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit models. Do you think they ever have a bad day at the office? “Oh, man, that Brooklyn Decker girl had the hiccups. I had to repaint that map on her five times. I need a drink.”

In the swimsuit edition of “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker was naked except for a world map that was painted on her. And let me tell you something, Australia really is the land down under.


In the swimsuit edition of “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker was naked except for a world map that was painted on her. I’d like to see Al Gore complain about the vanishing polar caps now.

Since you asked:

What is so useful about the Christian Bale meltdown and the Chris Brown attack on Rihanna is that they come right at the same time as the calm audio of the cockpit voice of "Sully" Sullenberger landing a powerless plane on the Hudson River.

But would "Sully" ever have the audacity tell someone how they should vote and live? Never.