Why, it gonna get all flinkle stinkle and. . . I got nothing, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
New three worst words
The only three words Hudson Hero Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger said to the cabin were “Brace for impact.” Those three words, brace for impact, are now the worst three words you can hear on a flight officially surpassing a smelly fat guy asking “That seat taken?”
Lesser crime
Singer Chris Brown was charged with domestic assault on his girlfriend, singer Rihanna. Rihanna also faces the-far-less-serious charge of being named after a sappy “Fleetwood Mac” song.
How wet was it?
It was so wet and rainy in Los Angeles Monday, the water washed all the soap out of Christian Bale’s mouth.
If only
After lying to Katie Couric about not taking steroids, Alex Rodriguez admitted he lied and took steroids. Lie after Lie. In fact, A-Rod would still be dating Madonna if only he had lied on her more.
A lot of people think the only thing steroids do is make your muscles bigger and stronger. Not true. You know the first thing steroids do? They make you lie about taking steroids.
Ouch
Christian Bale apologized for his obscenity-laced tirade against a lighting director. Actors can be emotional, Tom Cruise once wound up and slugged a director’s knee cap.
Awww, that’s nice
Congratulations to Tiger and Erin Woods, they had their second child, a boy named Charlie. He is so cute Angelina Jolie has filed to adopt him.
Yuck
What do Alex Rodriguez’s playoff performances, his testicles and tree’s leaves all have in common? They all shrivel up and drop off in the Fall.
Alex Rodriguez admitted he took steroids. And here his New York Yankee teammates thought A-Rod testicles were shrunken from dating Madonna too much.
We kid the Kirst
Happy early birthday wishes to Kirstey Alley who turns 58 on Thursday. This is a big birthday for Kirsty, it is the first time her age matches her dress size.
Angry profession
Christian Bale apologized for his obscenity-laced tirade against a lighting director. Actors can be emotional, Russell Crowe threw a phone at a hotel worker, Val Kilmer once punched an extra and the Beverly Hills Chihuahua once humped the leg of the Best Boy and the Key Grip.
New three worst words
The only three words Hudson Hero Captain Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger said to the cabin were “Brace for impact.” Those three words, brace for impact, are now the worst three words you can hear on a flight officially surpassing a smelly fat guy asking “That seat taken?”
Lesser crime
Singer Chris Brown was charged with domestic assault on his girlfriend, singer Rihanna. Rihanna also faces the-far-less-serious charge of being named after a sappy “Fleetwood Mac” song.
How wet was it?
It was so wet and rainy in Los Angeles Monday, the water washed all the soap out of Christian Bale’s mouth.
If only
After lying to Katie Couric about not taking steroids, Alex Rodriguez admitted he lied and took steroids. Lie after Lie. In fact, A-Rod would still be dating Madonna if only he had lied on her more.
A lot of people think the only thing steroids do is make your muscles bigger and stronger. Not true. You know the first thing steroids do? They make you lie about taking steroids.
Ouch
Christian Bale apologized for his obscenity-laced tirade against a lighting director. Actors can be emotional, Tom Cruise once wound up and slugged a director’s knee cap.
Awww, that’s nice
Congratulations to Tiger and Erin Woods, they had their second child, a boy named Charlie. He is so cute Angelina Jolie has filed to adopt him.
Yuck
What do Alex Rodriguez’s playoff performances, his testicles and tree’s leaves all have in common? They all shrivel up and drop off in the Fall.
Alex Rodriguez admitted he took steroids. And here his New York Yankee teammates thought A-Rod testicles were shrunken from dating Madonna too much.
We kid the Kirst
Happy early birthday wishes to Kirstey Alley who turns 58 on Thursday. This is a big birthday for Kirsty, it is the first time her age matches her dress size.
Angry profession
Christian Bale apologized for his obscenity-laced tirade against a lighting director. Actors can be emotional, Russell Crowe threw a phone at a hotel worker, Val Kilmer once punched an extra and the Beverly Hills Chihuahua once humped the leg of the Best Boy and the Key Grip.
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