We ain’t frontin’, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A bankruptcy judge ruled the Atlanta home of dog-fighting-inmate, Michael Vick, be sold at auction.
No word yet on how the moral bankruptcy judge ruled on Vick.


Tiger Woods is back at the Match Play Championship in Arizona.
So for the first time at the same time, the President of the US is African American and so is the best golfer in the world. Somewhere ex- Atlanta pitcher/ racist, John Rocker, is crying himself to sleep.

Alex Rodriguez has the same manager as his ex, Madonna.
Which explains why A-Rod can’t act sincere about his steroid apology, nobody associated with Madonna can act anything.

The Golf Channel has “The Haney Project: Charles Barkley” Hank Haney, the greatest swing coach, is going to try and correct Charles Barkley’s swing.
It’s a version of the joke where, upon hearing about this, President Barack Obama was so impressed with Haney’s ambition, he sends Haney all the paperwork on the economy and asks him to fix it. Haney looks at them and calls the President;

“With all due respect, Mr. President, this thing with the deficits and bank problems and the bail outs, the drop in the markets, it’s too hard and difficult for me to fix.”

Then Haney saw a clip of Barkley’s golf swing, paused and said;

“Hey, Barack, I'll take another look at these financial statements and get back to you."