Happy V-Day, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
A New York deli is offering a Bernie Madoff special. For $1000 they hand you a lot of bologna and then a rat runs off with it.
Happy 200th birthday to Abraham Lincoln. After we elected an African American President, do you know what people would say to Abraham Lincoln today? “My god, dude, you are old.”
To give you an idea how desperate restaurants are for people’s business, last night a friend of mine went into a Mexican restaurant and they gave him Guacamole for free. And let me tell you, Senorita Guacamole wasn’t all that happy about it either.
Fellas, if you can’t decide what to get your girl for Valentines Day, you just can’t go wrong with a Chia Snuggie.
Restaurants are so desperate for your money, at the French restaurant, Che Chic, the waiters are only being rude to each other.
Restaurants are so desperate for your money, at a diner in Fresno, they are advertising a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the dead rat.
Did you hear how windy it was in the Midwest? It was so windy in Illinois Rod Blagojevich was blown clear into a state of honesty.
Happy 200th birthday to Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin came up with the theory of evolution, that humans continually evolve, grow and improve right up until Paris Hilton proved him wrong.
I took a long look at the proposed stimulus bill from congress and I am a little steamed. Why do we have to pay for five of Nancy Pelosi’s face lifts?
A New York deli is offering a Bernie Madoff special. For $1000 they hand you a lot of bologna and then a rat runs off with it.
Happy 200th birthday to Abraham Lincoln. After we elected an African American President, do you know what people would say to Abraham Lincoln today? “My god, dude, you are old.”
To give you an idea how desperate restaurants are for people’s business, last night a friend of mine went into a Mexican restaurant and they gave him Guacamole for free. And let me tell you, Senorita Guacamole wasn’t all that happy about it either.
Fellas, if you can’t decide what to get your girl for Valentines Day, you just can’t go wrong with a Chia Snuggie.
Restaurants are so desperate for your money, at the French restaurant, Che Chic, the waiters are only being rude to each other.
Restaurants are so desperate for your money, at a diner in Fresno, they are advertising a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without the dead rat.
Did you hear how windy it was in the Midwest? It was so windy in Illinois Rod Blagojevich was blown clear into a state of honesty.
Happy 200th birthday to Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin came up with the theory of evolution, that humans continually evolve, grow and improve right up until Paris Hilton proved him wrong.
I took a long look at the proposed stimulus bill from congress and I am a little steamed. Why do we have to pay for five of Nancy Pelosi’s face lifts?
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10:36 AM
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