We gonna get trog on this blog, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

More sexist jokes
Scientists are saying that the testosterone patch could help women increase their sex drive. Although the testosterone patch could help their sex drive, women will have a marked decrease in their ability to ask for directions and to put down the toilet seat.

What could happen?
The Comedy Festival will be at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas November 20-22. Andy Dick and Tracy Morgan in Las Vegas on an expense account. Gosh, what could possibly go wrong there?

History
Basketball player Barack Obama is the latest in a long line of athletic presidents, Gerald Ford was a Michigan football star, Jimmy Carter was a runner, Ronald Reagan was a lifeguard, George H.W. Bush was a Yale short stop, Clinton was a runner and President Bush was an exercise in futility.

Attack dog
Last week, President Bush’s dog, Barney, bit a reporter. This was the worst attack by a president’s dog since an intern was attacked by Bill Clinton’s dog Buddy. Buddy didn’t bite the woman, but he did furiously hump her leg.

Historic
This is a fascinating time in presidential history, right now Barack Obama is our president elect, while President Bush is our president a wreck.

We kid the Camilla
In France, Prince Charles was kept waiting because French President Nicolas Sarkozy was late for a war tribute for English soldiers. French first lady Carli Bruni stood next to Camilla Parker Bowles in an accidental rendition of “Beauty and the Beast.”

Nice remodel
Barack Obama has said he is going to build a basketball court in the White House. It will replace Dick Cheney’s water-boarding torture dungeon.

Amazing
In France, Prince Charles was kept waiting because French President Nicolas Sarkozy was late for a war tribute for English soldiers. In Sarkozy’s defense, it was a miracle any of the French showed up to anything with the word war in the title.