Getting our grind on, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


William Shatner has been embroiled in nasty public feuds first with George Takai and now Shatner’s feuding with director J.J. Abrams for not putting him in the next Star Trek movie. Well who set Shatner’s phaser to bitchy?


Over the weekend a radio comedian tricked Sarah Palin to take his call because he posed as the President of France, Nicolas Sarkozy. The comedian was very believable as the French President, he started the conversation by saying, if Palin gets elected, he wanted to surrender directly to her.


The republicans asked President Bush to stay out of the news for the election. When asked how it felt to be minimalized, Bush replied he prefers Swedish massage instead.


With Barack Obama making all of these top appointments around her, you have to feel a little sorry for Hillary Clinton; she has to feel like the girl who was asked to the Holiday ball with the caveat: “Unless somebody hot comes along.”