Scare with flare, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Scary
Did you have a good Halloween? Mine was rough. One kid came as a Lehman Bros. executive and grabbed our whole bowl of candy claiming it as his bonus.

One poor kid dressed up as a New York Met but he kept dropping his bag of candy.

One kid came as an Oakland Raider but he didn’t have enough strength to ring the doorbell.

New York Halloween
Halloween is fun in New York; Donald Trump takes that thing on his head trick or treating. And Elliot Spitzer goes trick or tricking.

Every Halloween Elliot Spitzer hires a hooker named Boo.