Friday, November 07, 2008

We do be how we do be, doobie, doobie, do, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

President elect Barack Obama has promised to get his daughters a dog; whatever dog he gets he better not name it George W. Bush or it will crap all over the oval office.

Did you see the shot of Jesse Jackson weeping during Barack Obama’s acceptance speech? You could lip read Jackson saying; “Why did I threaten to cut off his testicles? I’m so screwed.”

It was kind of sad today, I think John McCain was in shock. He just kept muttering;

“But, but, but the democrats are supposed to blow it themselves. When is Obama going to go windsurfing? Or ride on a tank? Or let the Supreme Court decide the election?”

John Kerry wants to be appointed Secretary of State but it doesn’t look like it will happen and Kerry is deeply upset. At least I think that’s why Kerry has such a long face.

The Americans people have been blindly letting politicians run the government assuming they know what they’re doing. It’s like New Yorkers who get in a cab assuming the driver is a pro when it turns out he is only licensed to operate a Kabul goat cart.