Tote that rock to pay dirt, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Good fit
“High School Musical 3” is in theaters. It is the perfect movie for those put off by all the macho violence of “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2.”

What an idiot
A Massachusetts state senator, Sen. Dianne Wilkerson, was caught on camera stuffing bribes into her bra; it turns out she was a much bigger boob than her boobs were.

Diva
Reports from the John McCain campaign say Sarah Palin is acting like a Diva; it may be true, last night at a West Hollywood club, Palin got in a drunken catfight with Paris Hilton.

That’s nice
Happy 61st birthday to Hillary Clinton. Bill decided to celebrate Hillary’s birthday with a romantic dinner followed by wild sex. And then, after his date, Bill called Hillary at home and wished her happy birthday.

Happy 61st birthday to Hillary Clinton. Bill can’t do anything right, Hillary is furious at him. It turns out Bill gave Hillary a gift certificate to Lane Bryant for a plus-sized pantsuit.


Kid show
Barrack Obama is airing a half-an-hour special tonight. And he has a cartoon version for children: “Barracky and Bullwinkel.”

Since you asked
Isn’t it hilarious how you can see a movie a couple of times and then suddenly a scene hits you? As “Knocked Up” was on HBO, I caught parts of it and there was the amazingly awkward and hilarious scene where Seth Rogan’s character is clumsily attempting to have sex with the hugely pregnant Katherine Heigl’s character and he suggests they try it doggie style. She is appalled and says;

“I don’t want to do it like a dog.”

And he replies:

“It's just a style. I’m not saying we have to go outside.”