Paddle ‘til you’re addled, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Clever
You know what Paris Hilton’s Halloween costume is? Paris is going as the stock market. That way she can go down on everyone.
Rectum? It nearly killed him
An Australian study reveals that the expulsion of semen can prevent a man from getting prostate cancer. Oh, man, guys are going to run with this one. “No, honey, we don’t have to fool around, I’ll just lay here and die.”
An Australian study reveals that the expulsion of semen can prevent a man from getting prostate cancer.. This study was conducted by scientists who are the most wonderful and brilliant people who have ever lived.
These same scientists are currently working on a study that will prove constant massaging of mammaries reduces breast cancer and drinking beer aids longevity.
An Australian study reveals retention of semen can increase the odds of prostate cancer in males. Guys are going to run with this: “Excuse me Miss, but if you would do the honor of letting me buy you a drink, I can explain how you could be granted the eternal gift of saving a life.”
Car survey
A survey reveals that, when the candidates are compared to cars, Barack Obama is a BMW and John McCain is a Ford. And Sarah Palin is a Neiman Marcus delivery truck with a dead moose tied to the hood.
Supremacist to what?
Two Tennessee white supremacists met and planned online to assassinate Barrack Obama. Their attempt was thwarted primarily because they met online to plan to assassinate Barack Obama. Their abject stupidity proves, once again, the most ironic title in the world is White Supremacist.
Two Tennessee white supremacists met and planned online to assassinate Barrack Obama. So of course all of their actions could be tracked online by police. White Supremacists? Really? There are burritos that are more supreme than these idiots.
Not good
The Oliver Stone’s George W. Bush movie, “W.” isn’t doing great at the box office; critics say it goes on forever. Apparently it also doesn’t have an exit strategy.
Good idea
The most popular Halloween costume this year for girls? They wear a Sarah Palin mask and go as Tina Fey.
Rain men
Game five of the World Series was postponed due to rain. And Cowboy “Pacman” Jones trip to the strip club was postponed; due to the economy, he didn’t have enough money to make it rain.
Clever
You know what Paris Hilton’s Halloween costume is? Paris is going as the stock market. That way she can go down on everyone.
Rectum? It nearly killed him
An Australian study reveals that the expulsion of semen can prevent a man from getting prostate cancer. Oh, man, guys are going to run with this one. “No, honey, we don’t have to fool around, I’ll just lay here and die.”
An Australian study reveals that the expulsion of semen can prevent a man from getting prostate cancer.. This study was conducted by scientists who are the most wonderful and brilliant people who have ever lived.
These same scientists are currently working on a study that will prove constant massaging of mammaries reduces breast cancer and drinking beer aids longevity.
An Australian study reveals retention of semen can increase the odds of prostate cancer in males. Guys are going to run with this: “Excuse me Miss, but if you would do the honor of letting me buy you a drink, I can explain how you could be granted the eternal gift of saving a life.”
Car survey
A survey reveals that, when the candidates are compared to cars, Barack Obama is a BMW and John McCain is a Ford. And Sarah Palin is a Neiman Marcus delivery truck with a dead moose tied to the hood.
Supremacist to what?
Two Tennessee white supremacists met and planned online to assassinate Barrack Obama. Their attempt was thwarted primarily because they met online to plan to assassinate Barack Obama. Their abject stupidity proves, once again, the most ironic title in the world is White Supremacist.
Two Tennessee white supremacists met and planned online to assassinate Barrack Obama. So of course all of their actions could be tracked online by police. White Supremacists? Really? There are burritos that are more supreme than these idiots.
Not good
The Oliver Stone’s George W. Bush movie, “W.” isn’t doing great at the box office; critics say it goes on forever. Apparently it also doesn’t have an exit strategy.
Good idea
The most popular Halloween costume this year for girls? They wear a Sarah Palin mask and go as Tina Fey.
Rain men
Game five of the World Series was postponed due to rain. And Cowboy “Pacman” Jones trip to the strip club was postponed; due to the economy, he didn’t have enough money to make it rain.
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