I am Lex the Kase and I approve this message, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Good idea
The Oscars are this weekend. The Oscar producers thought it was best if they cancelled the segment where Jane Fonda reads her limerick “There was a young woman on a hunt.”
Same deal
Did you see the Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama debate? It started out nice but then it turned ugly; just like Hillary’s marriage to Bill.
It is not
Have you seen those funny Jack Link’s beef jerky commercials titled “Messin’ with Sasquatch”? They are about three guy hikers who pull practical jokes on big foot. Messin’ with Sasquatch is not, repeat, not about the rumored affair between Bill Clinton and Janet Reno.
Bushman
President Bush is in Africa. There was an awkward moment when somebody asked Bush if he would visit Niger, Bush replied; “Please, we call the black people here African Africans.”
President Bush is in Africa. There was an awkward moment when somebody asked Bush if he would visit Angola and Bush said “Yeah, I wanna see how they make them soft, fuzzy sweaters.”
Actually, there really is a town named that
There is a city in Japan called Obama. There is a city in North Carolina named for John McCain: Hornytown.
Not good
Do you get the feeling that Hillary Clinton is getting a little desperate? This time to get sympathy votes, Hillary isn’t just thinking about crying on camera, to win in Texas, Hillary will have to put on an adult diaper and drive across the county.
Putting the Man in McCain
With his smiling tall pretty wife, Cindy, by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. It was a little awkward when McCain went on to add;
“Heck, I’m lucky I can still score with my out-of-my-league hot wife.”
With his smiling tall pretty wife, Cindy by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. Is it just me or does John McCain and his wife look like the old dude at the Shriners convention meeting his escort in the hotel lobby?
With his smiling pretty wife, Cindy, by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. Hell, even if it is true, after Mark Foley and Larry Craig, most Republican would be glad one of their guys is having an affair with a woman for a change.
With his pretty wife, Cindy by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. You know, John McCain met his current wife when he was still married to his first wife, Carol. I’m not sure of the date, but I think it was about when Viagra came out.
Regular or un-headed
Prostitutes in the San Fernando Valley are prospecting customers at gas stations. It brings a whole new meaning to getting your dipstick checked.
Prostitutes in the San Fernando Valley are prospecting customers at gas stations. And for an extra $50 they throw in a lube job.
Curling our toes bored
“Sports Illustrated” is sponsoring a reality TV show about Curling. Who is going to want to watch a sport that is even too boring to play? Curlers have to get drunk just to stand playing Curling.
Hate to see that
The campaigning in Texas has gotten fierce. Today, to keep Bill Clinton in line, Hillary put barbed wire around the chubby interns.
The campaigning in Texas has gotten fierce. Today Hillary Clinton wore her rhinestone pantsuit.
The campaigning in Texas has taken an ugly turn. Today Bill Clinton got in a shouting match with Cowboy QB Tony Romo accusing Romo of stealing Jessica Simpson from him.
Good idea
The Oscars are this weekend. The Oscar producers thought it was best if they cancelled the segment where Jane Fonda reads her limerick “There was a young woman on a hunt.”
Same deal
Did you see the Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama debate? It started out nice but then it turned ugly; just like Hillary’s marriage to Bill.
It is not
Have you seen those funny Jack Link’s beef jerky commercials titled “Messin’ with Sasquatch”? They are about three guy hikers who pull practical jokes on big foot. Messin’ with Sasquatch is not, repeat, not about the rumored affair between Bill Clinton and Janet Reno.
Bushman
President Bush is in Africa. There was an awkward moment when somebody asked Bush if he would visit Niger, Bush replied; “Please, we call the black people here African Africans.”
President Bush is in Africa. There was an awkward moment when somebody asked Bush if he would visit Angola and Bush said “Yeah, I wanna see how they make them soft, fuzzy sweaters.”
Actually, there really is a town named that
There is a city in Japan called Obama. There is a city in North Carolina named for John McCain: Hornytown.
Not good
Do you get the feeling that Hillary Clinton is getting a little desperate? This time to get sympathy votes, Hillary isn’t just thinking about crying on camera, to win in Texas, Hillary will have to put on an adult diaper and drive across the county.
Putting the Man in McCain
With his smiling tall pretty wife, Cindy, by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. It was a little awkward when McCain went on to add;
“Heck, I’m lucky I can still score with my out-of-my-league hot wife.”
With his smiling tall pretty wife, Cindy by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. Is it just me or does John McCain and his wife look like the old dude at the Shriners convention meeting his escort in the hotel lobby?
With his smiling pretty wife, Cindy, by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. Hell, even if it is true, after Mark Foley and Larry Craig, most Republican would be glad one of their guys is having an affair with a woman for a change.
With his pretty wife, Cindy by his side, John McCain denied that he had an affair with a female lobbyist. You know, John McCain met his current wife when he was still married to his first wife, Carol. I’m not sure of the date, but I think it was about when Viagra came out.
Regular or un-headed
Prostitutes in the San Fernando Valley are prospecting customers at gas stations. It brings a whole new meaning to getting your dipstick checked.
Prostitutes in the San Fernando Valley are prospecting customers at gas stations. And for an extra $50 they throw in a lube job.
Curling our toes bored
“Sports Illustrated” is sponsoring a reality TV show about Curling. Who is going to want to watch a sport that is even too boring to play? Curlers have to get drunk just to stand playing Curling.
Hate to see that
The campaigning in Texas has gotten fierce. Today, to keep Bill Clinton in line, Hillary put barbed wire around the chubby interns.
The campaigning in Texas has gotten fierce. Today Hillary Clinton wore her rhinestone pantsuit.
The campaigning in Texas has taken an ugly turn. Today Bill Clinton got in a shouting match with Cowboy QB Tony Romo accusing Romo of stealing Jessica Simpson from him.
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