We workin’ it ‘till it drops, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Interesting fact
Best actress winner, France’s Marion Cotillard, said she believes that the September 11th attacks were staged by the US government. Incidentally, Cotillard is a French word that means Rosie O’Donnell.
Who knew?
In Russia, Dmitri Medvedev was easily elected president. A distant second place? Hillary Clintonev.
New award
The Iditarod Dog race began this week in Alaska. This year’s race will have a new consolation dog prize, The Hillary: that goes to the bitch that starts out fast but fades at the end.
How did this happen?
Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; in an equally deserving and plausible honor, Dick Cheney has been named Mr. Congeniality.
Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; in an equally deserving and plausible honor: Homer Simpson has been named Father of the Year.
Madonna in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? That’s like chefs at the Cordon Bleu making Hot Pockets.
A sure sign
“American Idol” contestant David Hernandez worked at a gay strip club including performing all-nude lap dances to the male customers. That explains why Ryan Seacrest keeps calling Hernandez the feel good contestant of the season.
Here are some of 74-year-old Ralph Nader’s campaign promises:
If elected I promise to keep all punks off the White House lawn.
If elected I promise to, uh, why did I come in here again?
If elected I promise to find out who put the oogie in the boogie oogie eww.
If elected I promise to start every sentence with “Why back in my day . . .”
Gift with purchase
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products. If you get the whole set it comes with a free scrunchie to hold back your hair when you are vomiting into the toilet.
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products. And let me guess what she uses to powder her nose.
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products. It will be available in stores next to the Dr. Phil Hair Care Products and the Kirstie Alley Weight Loss System.
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products, ladies, now you too can learn the secret of how to make your hair look like a gopher with a pituitary problem.
That ol' Huckster
Mike Huckabee is still on the campaign trail but he admits he is a long shot to be president. A long shot? Dick Cheney has a better chance of hitting a lawyer’s face at 200 yards.
Interesting fact
Best actress winner, France’s Marion Cotillard, said she believes that the September 11th attacks were staged by the US government. Incidentally, Cotillard is a French word that means Rosie O’Donnell.
Who knew?
In Russia, Dmitri Medvedev was easily elected president. A distant second place? Hillary Clintonev.
New award
The Iditarod Dog race began this week in Alaska. This year’s race will have a new consolation dog prize, The Hillary: that goes to the bitch that starts out fast but fades at the end.
How did this happen?
Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; in an equally deserving and plausible honor, Dick Cheney has been named Mr. Congeniality.
Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; in an equally deserving and plausible honor: Homer Simpson has been named Father of the Year.
Madonna in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? That’s like chefs at the Cordon Bleu making Hot Pockets.
A sure sign
“American Idol” contestant David Hernandez worked at a gay strip club including performing all-nude lap dances to the male customers. That explains why Ryan Seacrest keeps calling Hernandez the feel good contestant of the season.
Here are some of 74-year-old Ralph Nader’s campaign promises:
If elected I promise to keep all punks off the White House lawn.
If elected I promise to, uh, why did I come in here again?
If elected I promise to find out who put the oogie in the boogie oogie eww.
If elected I promise to start every sentence with “Why back in my day . . .”
Gift with purchase
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products. If you get the whole set it comes with a free scrunchie to hold back your hair when you are vomiting into the toilet.
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products. And let me guess what she uses to powder her nose.
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products. It will be available in stores next to the Dr. Phil Hair Care Products and the Kirstie Alley Weight Loss System.
Amy Winehouse is launching a line of beauty products, ladies, now you too can learn the secret of how to make your hair look like a gopher with a pituitary problem.
That ol' Huckster
Mike Huckabee is still on the campaign trail but he admits he is a long shot to be president. A long shot? Dick Cheney has a better chance of hitting a lawyer’s face at 200 yards.
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