We A rolling up to the B side of C-town to check out the D-dog, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

That whacky, nutty Jane
After saying the C-Word live on the “Today” show, Jane Fonda is causing more trouble. Today Jane went to the Los Angeles Airport and kept asking them to page Mike Hunt.

Same thing
Did you see the Hillary Clinton-Barack Obama debate? It started out nice but then it turned ugly; just like Hillary’s marriage to Bill.


Ding, ding, ding
Prostitutes in the San Fernando Valley are prospecting customers at gas stations. For $200 you can really fill her up.

Prostitutes in the San Fernando Valley are prospecting customers at gas stations. But remember, fellas, no topping off.


How cold was it?
Another storm hit California. Today I was shaking like Hillary Clinton reading the polls.


A short list
Paris Hilton is trying to figure out who sent her a $40,000 bottle of Champagne. Yeah, the note said; “Thanks for the wild time in the back of the limo” so she has it narrowed down to just about 200 people.

Oscar savvy
Everyone is excited about the Oscars and many think the Oscar for best actor will go to Daniel Day Lewis for his portrayal of a ruthless oil man from the turn of the century. I think the film is titled “The Dick Cheney Story.”