When this here drops we expect to get us some solid props, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
How hard is it?
This campaign has become hard for Hillary Clinton. This campaign is harder for Hillary than trying to explain irony to Paris Hilton.
This campaign is harder for Hillary than trying to get panties on Britney Spears.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
The USDA has recalled 143 million pounds of tainted beef. It was a little awkward when President Bush was informed of the recalled 143 million pounds of tainted meat. Bush said;
“Who knew they got that much meat from their taints?”
What hath they wrought?
Health officials have discovered an alarming 20% increase in middle-aged suicides ages 45-54. Damn that NBC, see what happened when they cancelled “Cheers”?
Ah, that magical time
In baseball, spring training camps have opened. For the first time we can hear the crack of the bat, the pop of the ball in the mitt, the chatter of the infielders, the stab of the needle in player’s asses.
More politically correct
A judge will decide on the amount of the settlement in the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. He wants to give her $50 million but she wants $100 million. Heather Mills denies that she is a greedy gold digger. She prefers the term ambitious precious metals excavator.
What is that loud humming noise?
Paris Hilton made went to Harvard to pick up the Harvard Lampoon’s Woman of the Year trophy. The incident was marred by the noise coming from cemetery of the founders of Harvard spinning in their graves.
This also marks the first and only time the words Paris Hilton went to Harvard have ever been used.
Paris Hilton went to Harvard to pick up the Harvard Lampoon’s “Woman of the Year” trophy. It was awkward when they tried to explain to Paris that the award was an example of irony, Paris said;
“Like my maid totally does all of my ironing.”
Since you asked:
If you thought my Interrupting Pirate jokes was stupid, you might want to brace yourselves, Slattlies and Nuggeses.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other:
“So what do you make of this mad cow disease?”
The other cow replies;
“What do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
Oh, come on, it’s a little funny. No? Never mind. (In my best Emily Latella)
How hard is it?
This campaign has become hard for Hillary Clinton. This campaign is harder for Hillary than trying to explain irony to Paris Hilton.
This campaign is harder for Hillary than trying to get panties on Britney Spears.
Uh, no Sir, that’s not, oh forget it
The USDA has recalled 143 million pounds of tainted beef. It was a little awkward when President Bush was informed of the recalled 143 million pounds of tainted meat. Bush said;
“Who knew they got that much meat from their taints?”
What hath they wrought?
Health officials have discovered an alarming 20% increase in middle-aged suicides ages 45-54. Damn that NBC, see what happened when they cancelled “Cheers”?
Ah, that magical time
In baseball, spring training camps have opened. For the first time we can hear the crack of the bat, the pop of the ball in the mitt, the chatter of the infielders, the stab of the needle in player’s asses.
More politically correct
A judge will decide on the amount of the settlement in the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. He wants to give her $50 million but she wants $100 million. Heather Mills denies that she is a greedy gold digger. She prefers the term ambitious precious metals excavator.
What is that loud humming noise?
Paris Hilton made went to Harvard to pick up the Harvard Lampoon’s Woman of the Year trophy. The incident was marred by the noise coming from cemetery of the founders of Harvard spinning in their graves.
This also marks the first and only time the words Paris Hilton went to Harvard have ever been used.
Paris Hilton went to Harvard to pick up the Harvard Lampoon’s “Woman of the Year” trophy. It was awkward when they tried to explain to Paris that the award was an example of irony, Paris said;
“Like my maid totally does all of my ironing.”
Since you asked:
If you thought my Interrupting Pirate jokes was stupid, you might want to brace yourselves, Slattlies and Nuggeses.
Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other:
“So what do you make of this mad cow disease?”
The other cow replies;
“What do I care? I’m a helicopter.”
Oh, come on, it’s a little funny. No? Never mind. (In my best Emily Latella)
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