We runnin’ and gunnin’ the funnin’, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

How . . .cold . . .is it?
Man it is cold back East. It was so cold in Washington, Roger Clemens had to lie to congress about never having injected anti-freeze into his butt.

Man it is cold back East. In New York people were shaking like Amy Winehouse the day after celebrating winning the Grammys.

Whither Mitt?
Mitt Romney has suspended his campaign. But don’t worry about Mitt, he is going to go back to his Massachusetts country club cocktail parties and tell a lot of scotch-fueled dirty golf jokes.


Mitt Romney has suspended his campaign. But don’t worry about Mitt, he is going to go back to his old job playing the stand up bass for the band in those Viva Viagra commercials.


Mitt Romney has suspended his campaign. But don’t worry about Mitt, he is going to go back to his old job as an over-caffeinated motivational speaker who fires up a bunch of out-of-work insurance agents.

Revised for geographical reasons
Is it just me or does John McCain look like that Southwest Pilot on the flight from Los Angeles to Denver who won’t shut up on the intercom about the Grand Canyon?