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Hannah Montana is number one at the box office. In a pathetic attempt to cash in on this trend, sadly, NBC’s knock-off Hannah Montana teen idol did not do nearly as well: Heidi "The Ho" from Idaho.

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American diplomats were evacuated from the capital of Chad by French soldiers. The Americans were in good hands because, if there is anyone who knows how to retreat, it’s French soldiers.

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Although Hillary Clinton had more votes, Barack Obama won more convention delegates. It was a little embarrassing, when asked to explain how a presidential candidate can get less votes but more delegates, President Bush blinked and replied;

“I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”