Tuesday, January 29, 2008

We gonna drop that sixteen like you ain’t never seen, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

It was a little scary when Ted Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama, Barack asked how are they going to get rid of Hillary, Ted said; “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”

We love to fly and it shows too much
A German nudist camp has chartered an all nude flight. You know who I feel sorry for? The passengers booked on the flight after that.

Talk about putting your trey table up in its upright and locked position.

Yikes, 2
In Tennessee it is legal to eat roadkill, animals you hit with your car. It brings a whole new meaning to grilling your food.

Not since then
Did you see Barack Obama snub Hillary Clinton at the State of the Union address? That is the rudest reception Hillary has had since she crashed Bill’s Clinton’s speed dating session.

Super Bowl 42 ways to leave your lover
You can tell the Super Bowl hype is in full swing. Jessica Simpson is getting ready to be dumped by Eli Manning.

“Hey, Tom Brady, you just won your fourth Super Bowl, what are you going to do now?”

“I’m going to Disneyland. Just kidding, I am going to go nail a super model.”

Progress, right?
President Bush gave his last State of the Union speech. You have to give Bush credit, he has improved, he used to read that and pronounce it as the State of the Onion Speech.

Not good
In a desperate attempt to revive his sagging campaign, Rudy Giuliani is courting the voters of Florida. It’s not going well. Now when Rudy mentions 9-11 he’s referring to the estimate of followers he still has.

Loss of words
You could tell the writers were missing at the SAG awards. When “The Sopranos” James Gandolfini won best actor, his acceptance speech was; “Badabing fuggahgetahboutit capice?”

I mean to tell yah
Jessica Simpson has been linked with Arizona Cardinal QB Matt Leineart and Dallas Cowboy QB Tony Romo. In fact, Jessica has nailed more quarterbacks than the entire Oakland Raiders defensive line.