It is hard out here

Iran is going to build an island just for women who want to go on vacation. No men will be allowed. Well, unless there is a spider in the room.

Since you asked:

“Raising Arizona” has some damn good lines.

“Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?”

“Not unless round is funny.”

And who can forget the all-time classic:

"Boy, you got a panty on your head."